Rise and Fall of RivetPics

In a land not so far away, in a time not so long ago, there was a very large kingdom called The Whorled. In the very middle of the kingdom was a huge castle where King Sharpmann lived with his family, friends, crusaders  and 70 million Minions. Outside the castle was a huge town where most of The Makers lived. The Makers created all sorts of beautiful things, wrote interesting stories and took wondrous photos. They captured them all and put them into big books which they would bring to the big town square every day. They would spread their books out on long tables so that everyone could look, talk about, and buy what they were seeing.

The Castle Minions enjoyed looking at the books, but were sad that they didn’t have a way to save and share the contents of The Maker’s books.  The King, who wanted happy Minions, invented a Copy Wand which he mass produced and distributed to all. The Minions only had to shake the wand  and utter the magic words, “Copyright be damned” and instantly they had an exact duplicate of any idea or image that The Makers had created.

The King decreed that these images should be called Rivets because they could be riveted to the tables in the town square. All this riveting would henceforth be called RivetPics. This activity kept The Minions busy, and it helped them to forget that they didn’t own many of things that were in the pictures. Even some of The Makers started using the wands, and much of the Whole Wide Whorled (or WWW as it was called) embraced the activity.

Inevitably though, the costs to run RivettPics increased so much that the King required an influx of capital. So he sent some of his Caped Crusaders off to the Dark Forest to ask for the help of the Wolf-like Investors who lived there. The Investors ears perked right up, and they said they would be more than happy to help the King with his creation, but they warned the King that when the Castle Tower Clock struck 2014,  the King would have to  start generating a significant return on their investment.

As 2014 drew nearer, the King decided that the way to profit from RivetPics was to tap into the Minion’s Mildly Moderate to Miniscule Wage.  He wasn’t quite sure how to do this, so he sent his crusaders on another mission. This time he sent them to Wallet Street, where they purchased a slightly used Monetization Strategy from Prince Mark for $9.95 a month plus tax. To kick start this marketing plan, the King created  Sponsored Rivets – which were promotions for certain rivets that came from a select group of Big Box Businesses  (BBB) that were willing to pay for this privilege.

These rivets were targeted to match the content that The Minions had riveted to the tables. The King hoped The Riveters wouldn’t notice that Sponsored Rivets  were really just slick advertising. The King need not have worried, for the Minions were enthusiastic about spending their wages to buy the things they had riveted to the tables.

Life was not so good for The Makers, however. The Riveters had gradually taken over many of the tables and this left less and less room for The Maker’s books. The Makers had started to think of these Rivets as screws, for in fact The Makers were being… well, you know what was happening to them. They had created all the original content, but they were receiving less and less attention for it, and were  receiving fewer and fewer bitcoins for their effort.

In retaliation, The Makers removed all their books completely. The once never ending source of the Rivets dried up. With no new ideas, the Riveters gradually lost interest in RivetPics. Sales slumped, and the BBB’s pulled all their advertising. This would have been devastating to the King, except he had sold RivetPics to Gaaaaagle a few months earlier.

The End

Is this the future for Pinterest too?

6 thoughts on “Rise and Fall of RivetPics

  1. Very clever! In this world where you post a picture and somehow it’s on Google Images for people to take and use however they please, artists like you can’t be protected enough from having your rights honored. I use Google images to find zany pictures for my blog. I know they come from somewhere, but by the time they get to Google, they have been used by other people who nabbed them from somewhere else. I’ve tried finding the original sources and given up. I usually end up on another person’s blog, and they got it from who knows where.


    1. That is the problem, isn’t it. The images get sent so far from home that it is almost impossible to trace them back to the owner.
      You can, however, use Google to do an image search for you to see where else the image.


  2. Margie, I am mightily impressed. That is one wild and dead-on parable cum parody you’ve written. Creatives have always had to struggle to keep their work from being ripped off. Now the rip-off has become institutionalized, and even “nice people” now consider it their right to pilfer the work of others for their own use. It’s a tremendously demoralizing situation, and I wish I had a solution.

    Great post, you invested a lot of time and energy on a very tough topic that deserves a lot more attention. Well done.


    1. Thanks Mark. You can see from the comments that this post was not wildly successful with the crowd who normally drops by.
      While I am not in your league for creativeness, I can appreciate how upsetting it is to find your work on another site without your permission.


  3. When I first started blogging, I went straight to Google for images, but I’ve learned a bit since then and now when I’m looking for an image i go to: creative commons.

    There are fewer images available, but they have been marked as usable on blogs, although most require an attribution. That is something we should all happily do.


    1. I’m glad to hear you take the time to determine which images are available, and giving proper attribution. I think that is fair, given the effort that the image owner went to!


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