Chocolate – Here Today, Gone Today!

I’m a complex woman with many moods – and they all require chocolate.
– Crabby Road –

White rap is like white chocolate. Somebody somewhere is producing and consuming it, but no one will admit it’s them.
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All that glitters is not gold, but if there’s chocolate inside the foil, who cares?
– Crabby Road –

A man found a bottle on the beach. He opened it and out popped a genie, who gave the man three wishes.
The man wished for a million dollars. Poof! There was a million dollars.
Then he wished for a convertible. Poof! There was a convertible.
Then he wished he could be irresistible to all women. Poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.
– irelandcalling.ie –

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