Chocolate – Here Today, Gone Today!

I’m a complex woman with many moods – and they all require chocolate.
– Crabby Road –

White rap is like white chocolate. Somebody somewhere is producing and consuming it, but no one will admit it’s them.

All that glitters is not gold, but if there’s chocolate inside the foil, who cares?
– Crabby Road –

A man found a bottle on the beach. He opened it and out popped a genie, who gave the man three wishes.
The man wished for a million dollars. Poof! There was a million dollars.
Then he wished for a convertible. Poof! There was a convertible.
Then he wished he could be irresistible to all women. Poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.
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28 thoughts on “Chocolate – Here Today, Gone Today!

    1. That would be a good cartoon to post on the chocolate cabinet. Everyone has a chocolate cabinet, don’t they?


    1. I have a friend who likes caramel, but not chocolate. That is the one part of her personality that I don’t understand.


      1. I’m still a natural blonde at almost 57. I attribute this fact to never eating chocolate. My sisters started off blonde, love chocolate and both have darker hair now. You do the math! 😉


    1. I’ve read that all the things you have to add to carob to make it edible also makes it less healthy than cocoa!


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