I’m a complex woman with many moods – and they all require chocolate.
– Crabby Road –
White rap is like white chocolate. Somebody somewhere is producing and consuming it, but no one will admit it’s them.
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All that glitters is not gold, but if there’s chocolate inside the foil, who cares?
– Crabby Road –
A man found a bottle on the beach. He opened it and out popped a genie, who gave the man three wishes.
The man wished for a million dollars. Poof! There was a million dollars.
Then he wished for a convertible. Poof! There was a convertible.
Then he wished he could be irresistible to all women. Poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.
– irelandcalling.ie –
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This is such a sweet tribute to one of my favorite subjects. 🙂
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Yes, it is one of my favourite subjects too!
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Love the first one especially: made me laugh!
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Glad you found a favourite!
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Amen! Women and chocolate–what greater pairing.
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I think a lot of men enjoy chocolate too, but they keep quiet about it!
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Two pounds of chocolate equaling five pound weight gain is an eternal mystery. Fun post!
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I looked at the calorie count for chocolate – that explains a lot!
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🙂 These are great!
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Great chocolates – great quotations!
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Great quotes! Now I’m craving something……. 🙂
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Me too – I must have put on a pound just writing this post.
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Love it!!! 🙂
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What’s not to love when it comes to chocolate!
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Most excellent!
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You are a woman of discerning taste.
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Fabulous post! I once had a cartoon by Boynton with the caption “In case of emergency, administer chocolate.”
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That would be a good cartoon to post on the chocolate cabinet. Everyone has a chocolate cabinet, don’t they?
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Indeed. 🙂 wonderful post!
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And I don’t even like chocolate! 🙂
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I have a friend who likes caramel, but not chocolate. That is the one part of her personality that I don’t understand.
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I’m still a natural blonde at almost 57. I attribute this fact to never eating chocolate. My sisters started off blonde, love chocolate and both have darker hair now. You do the math! 😉
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WIsh I’d thought of even one of those quotes. Chocolate is truly the food of the gods/temptation of the devil.
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Call of the siren too, I suppose.
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Wonderfully entertaining collection, Margie– and it was good to see carob get dissed!! : )
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I’ve read that all the things you have to add to carob to make it edible also makes it less healthy than cocoa!
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a marvelous collection of wisdom.
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Thank you. Chocolate is a staple at my house!
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