A false friend and a shadow stay around only while the sun shines.
– Benjamin Franklin –
A friend is somebody who knows all about you and likes you anyway.
– Author Unknown –
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck –
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
– Jim Hayes –
Among those whom I like, I can find no common denominator; but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
– W.H. Auden –
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
– Bernard Meltzer –
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.
– American Proverb –
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl’s best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
– Author Unknown –
Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
Walk beside me… just be my friend.
– Albert Camus –
Friendship feels equally at home in breezy fellowship and in dense soul-searching at three o’clock in the morning.
– Eve Rockett –
Human life is human relatedness. No one lives alone. Robinson Crusoe is a feat of literary imagination. – Gregory Vlastos –
I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well not too humid, because you know… my hair.
– Author Unknown –
I’m amazed at people who wake up by themselves. I have a friend who says, “The sun wakes me up. I don’t need an alarm.” I find that amazing. The only way the sun could wake me up is if it set me on fire.
– Livia Squires –
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
– A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh –
Keep waving even after you’ve realized the person you’re waving to isn’t who you thought it was.
– Stewart, Dee Ann –
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
– Spike Milligan –
My mom has a plaque just inside her front door that reads, “If we get to drinking Sunday afternoon and start insisting that you stay over until Tuesday, please remember we don’t mean it.”
– Erma Bombeck –
Notice how class reunions never include a pool party.
– Dee Ann Stewart –
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
– George Carlin –
One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
– Marcelene Cox –
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they’re ok, then it’s you.”
– Rita Mae Brown –
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
– Linda Grayson –
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
– D.T. Gentry –
Tell me the company you keep, and I’ll tell you who you are.
– Proverb –
We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies.
– Roderick Thorp –
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
– Author Unknown –
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
– Diane Von Furstenberg –
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
– Author Unknown –
You owe the gas company. You owe Bloomingdales. You don’t owe your friends.
– Author Unknown –
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
– Author Unknown –
Love this, thank you. After losing my best friend, this just made me smile for the memories.
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I am sorry for your loss. I lost a good friend, too, and so many of these quotations reminded me of her!
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Notice how class reunions never include a pool party.
– Dee Ann Stewart –
LOLOL Margy. Love this one cause it is so true!! No one wants anyone to see them in a swimsuit at a 40 year class reunion….unless they are up to their neck in a hot tub cause with all the swirly water you can’t see anything.
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I know what you mean! I did find a bathing suit a few years ago with a lovely bias cut light weight skirt effect – it hides a million sins! It is so funny when I get in the water, though, because it floats out around me so I look a bit like I have a floatie around my waist…
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“Keep waving even after you’ve realized the person you’re waving to isn’t who you thought it was.” Excellent advice, and I think I’ve finally mastered it. A good thing, too, since it happens to me a lot!! Excellent collection, Margy– you’ve done it again!!
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Thanks Mark. We live in communities where everyone waves at everybody. It makes life so much easier when that is the expected protocol!
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