Lazy Quotations

The QuipperyCassandra always hid when she read, though she never quite knew why. It was as if she couldn’t shake the guilty suspicion that she was being lazy, that surrendering herself so completely to something so enjoyable must surely be wrong. But surrender she did. Let herself drop through the rabbit hole and into a tale of magic and mystery.
– Kate Morton –

Happy Sunday, or as I like to call it… ‘Lazy braless bitch in pajamas day.’
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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
– Author Unknown –

I can’t adult today.
– Author Unknown –

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
– Author Unknown –

I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.
– Lech Walesa –

I’m Super Lazy today. It’s like normal lazy, but I’m wearing a cape.
– Author Unknown –

In terms of procrastination, today has been wildly successful.
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I prefer the word “indolence.” It makes my laziness seem classier.
– Bernard Williams –

It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.
– James Thurber –

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
– Ronald Reagan –

I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
– Author Unknown –

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
– Jules Renard –

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
– Author Unknown –

Lazy Girl Problem #86 – Drying your hands on your pants because you’re too lazy to go get a towel.
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Lazy Girl Problem #91 – Eathing cold pizza because you don’t feel like microwaving it.
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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.
– Author Unknown –

Life is all about balance. You don’t always need to be getting stuff done. Sometimes it’s perfectly okay, and absolutely necessary, to shut down, kick back, and do nothing.
– Lori Deschene –

Never put off to tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
– Mark Twain –

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
– Author Unknown –

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
– Bob Hope –

Saying ‘Nevermind” because you are too lazy to re-explain the whole story.
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Teens Relate #70: Lazy Rule: Why make your bed when you’re going to get back in it again?
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There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
– Bill Watterson –

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it.
– Walter Chrysler –

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
– Author Unknown –

You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t.
– Dagwood Bumstead, Blondie Cartoon –

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