A book that should be written: “The Secret Behind Magic Tricks” by Howe D. Dewitt.
– Author Unknown –
Did you hear about the magical tractor?
It turned into a field!
– Author Unknown –
…disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business….
– Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues –
For my next amazing act, I will correctly plug in a USB on the first try.
– the Internet Scavengers –
Have the courage to say no. Have the courage to face the truth. Do the right thing because it is right. These are the magic keys to living your life with integrity.
– W. Clement Stone –
I do believe in an everyday sort of magic — the inexplicable connectedness we sometimes experience with places, people, works of art and the like; the eerie appropriateness of moments of synchronicity; the whispered voice, the hidden presence, when we think we’re alone.
― Charles de Lint –
I was fired from my job as a children’s magician today… Apparently, when I make the kids disappear, I also have to make them re-appear.
– Author Unknown –
Magic exists. Who can doubt it, when there are rainbows and wildflowers, the music of the wind and the silence of the stars? Anyone who has loved has been touched by magic. It is such a simple and such an extraordinary part of the lives we live.
– Nora Roberts –
Magic
Sandra’s seen a leprechaun,
Eddie touched a troll,
Laurie danced with witches once,
Charlie found some goblins gold.
Donald heard a mermaid sing,
Susy spied an elf,
But all the magic I have known
I’ve had to make myself.
– Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends –
Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. “You see? You think that would be possible without magic?”
“Actually,” replied Simon, “It is. If you watched infomercials you’d know that.”
― Cassandra Clare –
Magic Spells that Harry Potter didn’t use, but we would like them:
Textus Retractus – the spell we need to take back a text we regret we sent.
Internetus Universalus – provides free, uninterrupted WIFI wherever you are.
Pupem Permanentum – turns your dog back into a cute puppy.
Laundrus Completem – finishes all the laundry for you.
Porcuso – produces a plate of crispy bacon.
Mortificus Deletum – erases the memory of something you did that was terribly embarrassing.
Fatus Deletus – makes food calorie free.
Restorus Fortuna – replenishes your bank account.
Snottus Unblockus – cure for a cold.
Remembrus – retrieves lost thoughts.
Scourgify – does the dishes.
The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from what they are really doing.
– Ben Okri –
Which dog breed is great at magic tricks?
The Lab-racadab-rador.
– Author Unknown –
What do you call incantations conjured up by a sorcerer who discovered spells inscribed on an antique tablet?
Old plaque magic.
– Author Unknown –
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