‘Rona #14 – If It Feels Like Forever

Someones  Quarantine Diary

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 – Opening my 4th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew??
Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the garbage out. I’m so excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar Hopping.

Day 10 – Sock still missing

Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

All My Virus Posts are here: The Lighter Side of Covid-19.

10 thoughts on “‘Rona #14 – If It Feels Like Forever

  1. Bob and I loved reading your humorous posts today. We laughed very hard. After all we need to laugh so thank you neighbor.

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  2. Oh Margy…just when I think I have seen all the memes on Covid you bring more and they are ALL so funny. I will say the one about Gwyneth Paltrow and the one about the skittle and the dog are probably my favorites.
    Keep them coming they lighten up my day! Thank you!!

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  3. Seems I’m late to the party. 😂still in lockdown so will savor your humor now. Haven’t been venturing out in the blogosphere either.

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