2020 has answered the question “Hank why do ya drink?”
Anyone else’s car getting three weeks to the gallon now?
At this point I would feel safer if the Coronavirus held a press conference to tell us how it’s going to save us from the government.
Due to my isolation, I finished 3 books yesterday. Believe me—that’s a lot of colouring
Finland as just closed their borders.
No one will be crossing the finish line.
Gwenyth Paltrow said in an interview we should take this time to learn a new language or write a book. I just shook chip crumbs out of my bra and I don’t know what day it is. I’m fairly certain I’m not going to attempt either of those things.
I just Clorox wiped a bottle of Purell and Purelled my hands cuz I touched the Clorox canister. How far down a rabbit hole does this go?
I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not twenty seven.
It was a quiet Monday morning in September 2053, when John awoke with a need to go to the bathroom. To John this wasn’t just any ordinary day! This was the day he would open the last package of toilet paper his parents bought in the year 2020.
I see a big baby boom coming our way in 9 months. They will be called the C-19 babies and the #1 baby names will be “Charmin” and “Scott”.
Masks are the NEW bra! They’re uncomfortable, you only wear them in public, and when you don’t wear one, everyone notices.
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. It’s called “Why are you doing it that way?” There are no winners.
Now is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people.
Ran out of toilet paper… having to use lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg. Trying to romaine calm.
Snow White is down to 6 dwarfs. Sneezy has been placed in quarantine.
The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them.
All that’s left is de brie.
There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months and then, one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens.
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19.
Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and gloves were enough… they lied. Everybody else had clothes on.
What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
The Wurst Kase scenario.
Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?
It’s a long story…
16 thoughts on “‘Rona Virus – Pundemic Groaners and Other Funny Thoughts”
Oh My Gosh Margy, you just MADE my Day! Thanks for the guffaws! ❤
You are welcome. A day without a laugh is a day without sunshine!
Those were great! so, WHO let the dogs out!
… or who’s on first?
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Fun stuff, Margy. Keep it up! 🙂 –Curt
Humour is pretty much why I blog… and fortunately there is a wealth of really creative people out there who post all the stuff I’m not creative enough to think up on my own!
But you are creative enough to recognize it. 🙂
These. Are. The. Best!!! I am now humming in my brain….Who let the dogs out? WHO WHO WHO……
Okay, now I’m humming ‘Who Wrote the Book of Love’…
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I laughed out loud several times —- despite the snow! This is a great post.
Did you get a lot of snow? We got ‘too much to easily shovel’ but a fast and easy job with the tractor.
It’s a ‘pun’derful post! Love it!
Thank you. What’s not to love about a good pun or two!
Those were funny, and I don’t usually like puns! Thanks for sharing them!
I guess that’s why puns are called groaners – and some of them really are that.
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