Stephen Wright, the American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer asks:
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they’re all stuck together?
Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Why is it, when a door is open it’s ajar, but when a jar is open, it’s not a door?
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Other People ask:
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
– John Cleese –
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
– Will Rogers –
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
– Robin Williams –
Other People have Answers:
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.
– Winston Churchill –
Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
– Gilbert K. Chesterton –
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
– Lily Tomlin –
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’
– Dave Barry –
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
– Ronald Reagan –
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
– Alan Dundes –
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.
– George Carlin –
Do you have some ‘why’ questions like these? Do you have answers to any of these ‘Why’ Questions?