We look pretty good. What is it we’re all dressed up for?
(Helpful hint – put labels on old photos while you still remember the details…)
The Car Guy and I celebrated our 53rd Wedding Anniversary in 2022. Our Wedding Vows were very traditional, but if there had been an internet back then, I think we would have added some of these vows, which I found when I did some web research:
“I promise to get up and get our remote from across the room, even if it was not I who placed the remote so very far away.”
“I promise to love you through Ikea, be it during the buying or the assembly of furniture procured therein.”
“I promise to replenish the toilet paper that you almost certainly won’t remember the stored location thereof.”
“I promise that I will never ask you to sample anything to see whether it has gone bad.”
“I promise that I will clean up after supper when you cook it.”
“I pledge always to respect your musical preferences while you are driving. However, if you are not driving…”
“I vow never to steal your covers, unless you are hogging them.”
“I vow to agree that you really are the best driver on the road and that you always know exactly where you’re going.”
“I vow to always do all the stuff neither of us wants to do when I know that you really, really don’t want to do it a lot more than I really, really don’t want to do it.”
“I vow that for as long as we both shall live, I will guard you against spiders and mice.”
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
– eCards –
For more pithy quotations see this post: Love and Marriage
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