Tag Archives: Quotes People Feelings

Humour (Humor) Quotations

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. – Ludwig Wittgenstein – Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar – Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner’s manual, with whatever modicum of […]
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Lazy Quotations

Cassandra always hid when she read, though she never quite knew why. It was as if she couldn’t shake the guilty suspicion that she was being lazy, that surrendering herself so completely to something so enjoyable must surely be wrong. But surrender she did. Let herself drop through the rabbit hole and into a tale […]
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Babies and Children Quotations

A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly. – Author Unknown – A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn’t act that way very often. – Author Unknown – A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have […]
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Death and Cemetery Quotations

Funeral, Burial and Cemetery According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. – Jerry Seinfeld – Amazing tradition. […]
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Genealogy Quotations

A modern mother was explaining to her little girl about pictures in the family photo album. The mother said, “This is the geneticist with your surrogate mother and here’s your sperm donor and your father’s clone. This is me holding you when you were just a frozen embryo.” “Who is that?” asked the daughter. “Oh,”” […]
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Friends Quotations

A false friend and a shadow stay around only while the sun shines. – Benjamin Franklin – A friend is somebody who knows all about you and likes you anyway. – Author Unknown – A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck – An […]
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Love and Marriage Quotations

A bachelor asked a computer dating service to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small, and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities.” Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin.” – Author Unknown – A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see […]
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Religion and Spirituality Quotations

A country church – people wonder when Jesus fed the 5,000 whether the two fish were trout or northern pike. – Author Unknown – A country church – the only time people lock their cars in the parking lot is during the summer and then only so their neighbors can’t leave them a bag of […]
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